by Tyler Durden
Hat tip: Dr. Jean-charles Bensoussan
Just for laughs
Legislators have begun to hold hearings on impeaching Santa Claus after an overheard conversation seemed to imply he was offering a quid pro quo: gifts in exchange for good behavior.
FBI agents spied on Claus at various malls as he repeatedly said things like, "Sure, I'll get you a pony. But first, I need you to do something for me... be a good little boy!"
"Ho ho noooooo!" Santa Claus cried as investigators leaped out and cuffed him at a Dayton, OH mall. "Not good! Sad!""It was a perfect conversation," Claus said, defending himself in a series of fiery tweets.
"Absolutely perfect. I was simply talking to little Billy and asked him to keep tabs on his sister, Sally, who has been involved in some corruption. Who doesn't want to stop corruption? Did I offer Billy a new Nintendo Switch in exchange for his good behavior? Possibly. Am I planning on giving Sally coal because she's a little punk? Maybe. Where's my lawyer?"Unfortunately, he was assigned a public defender, who turned out to be Rudy Giuliani.
Tyler Durden
Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/health/santa-claus-accused-quid-pro-quo-giving-children-gifts-exchange-good-behavior
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